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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1我下班回到家直呼外面太冷,冻的膝盖疼!我妈瞪我一眼,冻死活该!谁叫你不多穿!明天我去批发市场多拿些护膝!我感动的一把抱住老妈:还是您最疼我!老妈推开我,一脸嫌弃的说:你想什么呢,我是多拿护膝让你下班去夜市摆摊!这么冷的天肯定生意火爆!

2老婆:“老公啊,如果有人花1000万买我,你卖不卖?”

老公:“当然不卖!”

老婆高兴极了,猛的亲了老公一口,问:“为什么呀?”

老公看了老婆一眼,一脸嫌弃的说:“你又不值1000万,这种昧良心的钱我不赚!”

老婆:你给老娘滚远点,麻溜的!

3今天上课的时候!

老师提出了一个问题:同学们,为什么近亲不能结婚?

我想了好半天才举起手来说:是因为太熟不好下手!

当时就把老师震住了!

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